Dear Roommate

Dear Roommate,

A few things you should know: I love music and am prone to breaking it out at any time.

I am a heavy soda, water, and Gatorade Drinker, but don’t worry, I will love to share with you.

I read. A lot, often at odd hours of the night. I know how to work a flashlight so it shouldn’t be a problem.

I have zillions of books for you to borrow if you want.

I am an avid Cup of Noodle customer, sometimes having it for dinner four times a week.

If I turn into a Cup of Noodle like my mother predicts, please tell her that I didn’t suffer.

I love football and I challenge you to play against me anytime, anywhere.

I am what is known as Not a Morning Person. Not Morning People do not enjoy the hours before 10 a.m., unless there is a football game on. Not Morning People have no problem with other people getting up before 10 a.m., unless said people do something that would cause a Not Morning Person to wake up.

Lastly, I like long walks on the beach and cuddling. Just kidding! If you can put up with all of that – and as long as you’re not a Yankee or Patriots fan – I’d be honoured to share my freshman year with you.

Thank You!