A is for Adjust, and a Punjabis will always
ask you to adjust
E is for Expanditure, and believe me Punjabis are not scared of spending money - the latest cars, gadgets, marble floors, their ambitions are always expanding.
F is for Fackade, and even though it sounds like a bad word, it is actually just the
front of a building (with backside being the back, of course!).
G is for Gaddi, and the way a Punjabi can pilot a car puts any F1 driver to shame; If the Grand Prix does come to Delhi there's no way Hamilton, Alonso or Kimi can overtake Balvinder, Jasvinder or Sukhvinder.
H is for Ho Jayega Ji; and the moment you hear that, you have to be very careful
because you can be reasonably sure it's not going to happen.
I is for Intezaar ... to know more about it, see P.
J is for Jindagi, and if there's one person who knows how to live life to the full, it's a
Punjabi.
whenever
they want to push you around.
B is for Backside, and it has nothing to do with your bum; it is an instruction to go to the rear of a
building, or block, or shop or whatever.
C is for Cloney, and its first name is not George, nor is it a
process for replicating sheep, It is an area where people live, e.g, "Dfence Cloney".
B is for Backside, and it has nothing to do with your bum; it is an instruction to go to the rear of a
building, or block, or shop or whatever.
C is for Cloney, and its first name is not George, nor is it a
process for replicating sheep, It is an area where people live, e.g, "Dfence Cloney".
D
is for Dhamaka, and Punjabis own this word.
E is for Expanditure, and believe me Punjabis are not scared of spending money - the latest cars, gadgets, marble floors, their ambitions are always expanding.
F is for Fackade, and even though it sounds like a bad word, it is actually just the
front of a building (with backside being the back, of course!).
G is for Gaddi, and the way a Punjabi can pilot a car puts any F1 driver to shame; If the Grand Prix does come to Delhi there's no way Hamilton, Alonso or Kimi can overtake Balvinder, Jasvinder or Sukhvinder.
H is for Ho Jayega Ji; and the moment you hear that, you have to be very careful
because you can be reasonably sure it's not going to happen.
I is for Intezaar ... to know more about it, see P.
J is for Jindagi, and if there's one person who knows how to live life to the full, it's a
Punjabi.
K
is for Khanna, Khurana, etc, the Punjabi equivalent of the
Johnses, i.e. keeping up with the Khuranas.
L is for Lovely, but never she is.
M is for ‘Mrooti’, the car that moved an
entire Punjabi generation.
N is for No Problem, Ji, To find out how that works, see H.
O is for Oye, which can be surprise (Oyye!), a hailing (Oyy), anger (OYY!) or pain ( Oy oy oy ).
Johnses, i.e. keeping up with the Khuranas.
L is for Lovely, but never she is.
M is for ‘Mrooti’, the car that moved an
entire Punjabi generation.
N is for No Problem, Ji, To find out how that works, see H.
O is for Oye, which can be surprise (Oyye!), a hailing (Oyy), anger (OYY!) or pain ( Oy oy oy ).
P
is for Paanch Minute, and no matter how near (1 km) or far a Punjabi is
from you (100Km), they usually says they'll reach you in paanch Minute.
Q is for Queue, for which there’s really no word in Punjabi.
R is for Riks, and a Punjabi is always prepared to take one, even if the odds are against them.
from you (100Km), they usually says they'll reach you in paanch Minute.
Q is for Queue, for which there’s really no word in Punjabi.
R is for Riks, and a Punjabi is always prepared to take one, even if the odds are against them.
S
is for Sweetie, Bunty, Pappu and Sonu, who seem to own half the cars
in
Delhi.
Delhi.
T
is for the official bird of Punjab: Tandoori
Chicken.
U
is for when U loses your sex appeal and become
"Uncle".
V
is for VIP phone numbers @ Rs 15 lakh and
counting.
W
is for War – on the roads.
X
is X-rated words, they flow freely in casual conversation on
street.
Y
is for ‘You nonsense’, anger replacing vocabulary in a shouting
match.
Z
is for Zigzag., for which you should see G, M and
P.
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