1) Stand silent & motionless in
the corner facing the wall without getting off.
2) Greet
everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you admiral.
3) MEOW
occasionally.
4) Stare
at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of
them.” –and back away slowly.
5) Say
“DING” at each floor.
6) Make
explosion noise when someone presses a button.
7) Draw
a little square on the floor with chalk and then announce to the person “This
is my personal Space”
8) When
there’s only other person in the elevator tap them on the shoulder, then
pretend it wasn’t you.
9) Drop
a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream:
“That’s mine!”
10) Call out a “Group Hug” then enforce
it.
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